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F*ck Fistulas Trucker Hat

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F*ck Fistulas.

A hat for anyone who's lived through it.

Made by Rob Nunnery, an ostomate since 2025. Two words for anyone who’s lived through fistulas. The story

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Out in the world.

Customer photos. The same two words, worn their way.

Customer wearing the navy F*ck Fistulas hat with a striped polo shirt.Customer smiling and pointing to the F*ck Fistulas embroidery on their hat.Customer pointing to the front of their navy F*ck Fistulas hat.

THE HAT

Navy. White embroidery. A lot of meaning.

Richardson 112FP trucker hat. “F*ck Fistulas” on the front. OSTOWEAR™ on the back.

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Front of the navy F*ck Fistulas trucker hat with white embroidery.
Front embroidery
Back of the navy trucker hat showing OSTOWEAR embroidery and snapback closure.
Back detail
Rob Nunnery giving a thumbs-up from a hospital bed.
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WHY I MADE IT

“I made this hat because I needed to.”

Four years of this. Setons, biologics, surgeries. Things that were supposed to work, didn't. And it follows you into every room, even when nobody else can see it.

This hat is two words for everyone who's been in that room.

Rob Nunnery

Ostomate since 2025. Founder of OstoWear.

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Worn by the people it means something to.

Customer wearing the hat in a photo with the words One day at a time.Customer wearing the navy F*ck Fistulas hat and sunglasses.

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US standard shipping is included with one, two, or three hats. Express shipping is $15. Any applicable taxes are calculated at checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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Can I order outside the US?

Shipping to Europe is $25. For other international destinations, contact Rob before ordering to confirm availability. Contact Rob

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OSTOWEAR · DROP 01

F*ck Fistulas.

For you. Or someone who’s lived it too.

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